WHAT TO EXPECT: Arrival in Bonaire for island vacation time with hasher friends--think diving, snorkeling, windsurfing, kite boarding, fishing, boating, or just lazy drunken beach days. You get AC, a kitchenette, a patio, and private baths/showers. On the resort there are 2 swimming pools, gear storage for divers, rinse tanks, outdoor showers, and a full dive shop on premise! You are 200m from the ocean and a nice quiet beach. After a couple days, you attend an amazing hash campout right at your resort. You have 2.5 days of hashy fun with trail, circle, all you can drink and meals provided. A gimme that isn't just another tee-shirt and new friends to hang with for the next few days of your vacation. If you aren't sold, ask any of your friends that attended last time. It was truly an epic time! Details for rego will be posted at www.bonhash.com and regos will go live in January! Accommodation info: Resort offer rooms, weekly truck rental and even better dive truck rental (strictly for diving at a low rate calculated per diver). Air packages and guided dives or coursework are also able to be packaged in!
WHEN: 12/28/2025 TO 01/05/2026 (Optimal Travel Dates)
12/30/2025 TO 01/01/2026 (Main Event)
WHERE: Tropical Divers Resort https://www.tropicaldiversbonaire.com/ 

By plane ya lummox! I mean technically you can get here by boat, but let's be honest you're too drunk to sail this far. There is ONE airport on the island, Bonaire Flamingo Airport (BON). We have non-stop flights from Houston, Miami, Atlanta, Newark, Amsterdam, Curacao, and Aruba. 

All of you are cumming from different places. Our tiny airport has flights on different days depending on where you are traveling from. To accommodate this we moved the event to the middle of the week so everyone can easily arrange their travel plans. 

Yes. It's international travel for pretty much all of you. 

It's best to gang together with fellow hashers, but ultimately you will want some mode of transportation. For the event itself we will have arranged transportation, but for your vacation days Bonaire is just big enough that getting around requires a car. We do not have public transportation or ride services/taxis. 

This is up to you, but we'd recommend a full week given the flight schedules--plus it's more fun.

Conveniently for most of you, Bonaire functions solely on the USD. 

A pink dress. Swimwear or summer clothes. Any gear that you might want for excursions. Think island vacation. Most of you will not need any camping gear unless you plan to spend a night in our National Park.  The resort should be well equipped for a comfortable stay, unless you can't go anywhere without your CPAP, less is more. 

We are a small kennel with about 20ish regulars. We are a party kennel, not like those racist running groups that pop up from time to time. Bonaire trails generally range from 2-5 miles with beer checks/water checks. You can expect a songfilled party circle with debauchery and lots of love. 

While we would love to invest in a Hash House and a litter of puppies, unfortunately the money you send would not pay for a dusty rundown outhouse (think of the delipidated shitter at Texas  Crab Hash) on this island. I suppose we could spend your money on booze and a lavish night at the local Brothel, but in reality, we really just want to host an epic event and bring this 14 year old kennel to the next level. 

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